Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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i feel exactly the same way.

i also feel like she needs some good friends to love her and not let her perform when she's obviously not ready - her image just doesn't include being normal.

Aenon Amos

All Brit comparisons aside, I think you look damn fine laur. Especially in the second pic from the left where it looks like some dude's got a finger tucked down the front of your low-riser--totally bonerific.

Cranky Putz

Oh thank goodness, because really my body is just as 'perfect' what's with all the peeps saying she looks fat....

I felt bad for the poor the pics btw...

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