Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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is it you commenting on my blog? not to be weird or anything, but there's another lauren who stalks me sometimes, and i'd like to know if it's you or if it's her leaving comments with no email address or anything.


Cranky Putz

Welcome Back,

I like Apollo and Partner, but his goatee is really annoying me. I want to hold him down for a good shave.

Miss Ali is gorgeous, but her voice is a smidge scary.


Followup to Jennifer's comment: Are you stalking ME?

Followup to my followup question: Why NOT?


I think Apolo is hot (for his age) and sweet and his dad is always in the audience!! But I'm with the rest of you, I want to hold him down and shave that silly hair off his chin! LOL but he's not the only young man that needs a facial hair adjustment. This could be a real rant for me.

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