Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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I meant to ask you if you saw that post-Superbowl episode of "Criminal Minds" in which DAWSON played a serial-killer with a split personality who lives out in a cornfield and is a computer service technician who wears grey hoodies and has a scruffy beard. And as IF that wasn't delicious enough, one of his "others" whom he channels in voice and affect and murderous tendencies, is played, through the magic of flashbacks, by Don, the Lesser Swayze.

I don't think that part II has aired yet. You should totally check it out.

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