Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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Motor Booty Affair played at my prom. :)

(Sorry we didn't catch up over Thanksgiving. I'm going to call you very soon!)


you look totally trashed in that photo.


and why don't you live near me so we can get drunk together? cruel fate...


i like that the picture you found demonstrates an early indication of katie holmes' super slouchy skills.


Please invite me to your wedding.

Also, that photo looks like a Girls Gone Wild outtake...just moments "before."

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