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Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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Hippie Mama

HAH! Awesome.

Belinda

Yeah, that last bit was the best. I hope you let him "catch" you gazing at your faux-belly and rubbing it lovingly, with a wistful and faraway look in your eyes...

Oh, seriously. I have tears now.

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