Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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My coworker just complemented my military style khaki jacket and I was like, "yes, I love it too. It has umlauts." and she was like, "umlauts? aren't those the dots over vowels?" And i was like, "hmm, i know where i will find a reference" and went directly to jodie sweetin's epistle. and found that my jacket does not, in fact, have umlauts.

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