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  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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Separated at Birth: Epistle to Brenda Walsh

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To my dearest darling Brenda:

When I got my hair cut over the weekend I asked my stylist for Brenda Walsh circa 1990: now I have supersweet bangs.  So far I've been told I look younger (young enough to attend West Beverly), French (French enough to convince Dean Cain I'm Parisian), and like Anne Hathaway (she ain't got nothing on you).

Love,

Lauren

April 08, 2008 | | Comments (5)

Epistle to Shoe Lovers

imelda_carrie_austynTo my dearest darling lovers of shoes:

Allow me to direct your attention to Shoetube.tv.  Just hit the play button to see my lovely friend Austyn present the shoe of the day.

Love,

Lauren

April 06, 2008 | | Comments (0)