The other night my boyfriend and I were discussing Sibyls. More accurately, my boyfriend was discussing Sibyls, the phrophetesses of ancient Greece and Rome, and I was discussing Cybill Shepard, star of Moonlighting, Cybill, and more than one made-for-TV movie about Martha Stewart. As usual, my half of the conversation was far more interesting than Jim's.
I hope this prevents any further confusion.
In other news, Care.com's holiday party is tonight. I will play an integral part in the evening's entertainment and I'm getting a little nervous, especially given my recent bad review. Lest I again be accused of being "under-practiced" and "drawn out," I will do my best to emulate this man, god of corporate party entertainment. Wish me luck!