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Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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Comments

Melissa

OMG, Lauren, where on earth did you find that B of A link?

I can say with absolute certainty that your performance at the Care.com holiday party is far more memorable and shows more creativity. So there, Jim DuBois. If only we had captured that moment on Memorex.

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