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Epistolary Deep Thoughts

  • This past semester I taught Flannery O'Connor's "Good Country People." In a remarkable display of good taste and self-restraint, I did NOT make any Heather Mills jokes.
  • I would trade all my clothes for Shelley Long's Troop Beverly Hills wardrobe.
  • If I were a DJ, my name would be either DJ Booty (in honor of my favorite African nation) or DJ Tanner (in honor of my favorite 80s sitcom).
  • I love to say “WTF.” It’s one of those rare counterproductive abbreviations that actually has more syllables than the phrase it abbreviates.

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Comments

jordon

and you said watching sports was a waste of time...

Belinda

If he's gonna change it, he should go ahead and just make it BOSTON NACHO BAR, right? Right?

Awesome video. My four-year-old even demanded, "Play it agay-un, so I can lie-uff." (laugh)

Povtak

Bahahahaha, I can't believe you made a Wally video--with a soundtrack!--for YouTube! Nice work!!

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