I’d like to respond to some of your recent comments:
1. You commented that you are actually MORE likely to eat food involving the word “Stick.” In an effort to be more like you, I recently tried Dunkin’ Donuts’ “Chocolate Stick.” I would highly recommend it, although I must warn you that it is virtually impossible to straightfacedly order the phallic pastry from a black cashier.
2. You commented that you are unfamiliar with the Fung Wah Bus. For the uninitiated, the Fung Wah Bus will take you from Chinatown in Boston to Chinatown in New York City for about ten dollars. I can’t help but imagine that its passengers are mostly Chinamen and live chickens, although my boyfriend assures me that its passengers are mostly college students. The Fung Wah Bus exploded on I-91 in Connecticut last year. In spite of this, my boyfriend insists that it’s a fine mode of transportation.
3. You commented that you wonder what Hawaii residents make of Dog the Bounty Hunter. I found this article from the Honolulu Star-Bulletin, which leads me to believe that they enjoy it as much as the rest of us do.